Ode to Leaf-Blowers and Ode to Self-Esteem Put in a Blender
You –
Make a lot of noise
You –
Suspect the recipient of your mail will be disappointed
You –
Believe your presence causes others' embarrassment
You –
Blow leaves around
You –
Blow leaves around
You –
Blow leaves into garbage bags so the lawn and pavement may be tidy
You –
Make a lot of noise and disrupt my sleep
You –
Prevent me from being with people whose company I might enjoy
You –
Blow leaves into garbage bags so the lawn and pavement may be tidy, and when the lawn is dry, the house-owner purchases mulch when nature provided the mulch with those fallen leaves
You –
Disrupt my sleep
You –
Restrict
You –
Blow leaves around, and make a lot of noise
Make a lot of noise
You –
Suspect the recipient of your mail will be disappointed
You –
Believe your presence causes others' embarrassment
You –
Blow leaves around
You –
Blow leaves around
You –
Blow leaves into garbage bags so the lawn and pavement may be tidy
You –
Make a lot of noise and disrupt my sleep
You –
Prevent me from being with people whose company I might enjoy
You –
Blow leaves into garbage bags so the lawn and pavement may be tidy, and when the lawn is dry, the house-owner purchases mulch when nature provided the mulch with those fallen leaves
You –
Disrupt my sleep
You –
Restrict
You –
Blow leaves around, and make a lot of noise