it seems strange to me that there isn't a designer diet virus. some nice 48-hour bug that upsets your tummy and upsets your mind about food. or maybe it exists and it's unethical so it's controlled. quietly. whenever the film stars say they existed on soup for a month, to lose weight for a role, they actually had a designer virus for a few days. is it even unethical compared to diet pills, appetite suppressants, stomach stapling, all those other things? doubt it. maybe a diet virus will be the end of humans. oh, cheerful story. i didn't really think that long and hard about this. you can calm down.